"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
05/12/2017 at 11:15 • Filed to: None | 0 | 6 |
ring ring
Me: Hello this is OPPOsaurus
Phone: Yes I’m calling from the FBI
Me: I swear I didn’t do it
They were calling about a guy who got a bunch of investors together on a project we were designing and then took their money and ran. It was like the 3rd or 4th time he had pulled this stunt.
itschrome
> OPPOsaurus WRX
05/12/2017 at 11:18 | 4 |
wtf, I can’t even get away with using an expired coupon more than once...
Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
> OPPOsaurus WRX
05/12/2017 at 11:24 | 1 |
That’s the moment where you go “Imma just sit here quietly with my hands on my knees the rest of the day just in case”
RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> OPPOsaurus WRX
05/12/2017 at 11:25 | 0 |
DipodomysDeserti
> OPPOsaurus WRX
05/12/2017 at 11:48 | 2 |
I would have been like, “hey, while I’ve got you on the phone, what do you think about this whole Comey thing...”.
NJAnon
> OPPOsaurus WRX
05/15/2017 at 16:11 | 0 |
If the normal knock on the door doesn’t work, thats what that huge truck is for (notice I didn’t mention using any methods before using the truck because FBI :P)
OPPOsaurus WRX
> NJAnon
05/15/2017 at 16:37 | 0 |
funny thing, they just came to my office. we answered when they knocked.